Friday, June 29, 2012

Here is the first 10% of the second story included in Book One of the Cuffed series.


Stop or I’ll Shoot!

Officer Lance Yandell placed his coffee mug in his car's cup holder when his radio crackled to life. The 911 operator had a problem for Lance to solve. The 911 calls went through the local dispatch center, where the operator answered the phone and sent the police to emergencies.

"Dispatch to 109 and 106," the operator said. Lance was number 109 and his buddy, Jonathan was number 106. Whatever the dispatch center wanted, two officers needed to respond. Something serious, then.

Lance checked the time on his dashboard. 1:30 am. The local bars were still open, so maybe he had to go to a bar fight. Lance liked sorting out bar fights. "109 to dispatch," he answered. Time to find out what he needed to do.

The dispatcher continued, "Entry alarm at the Renwick Shoe Store on Columbia Avenue. The alarm company reported broken glass." A burglary! Lance liked solving burglaries too.

Renwick Shoes had been robbed before. Each time, the thieves stole expensive shoes and the money in the cash register. Sometimes criminals found robbing a particular store so easy and profitable, they returned again and again. After four break-ins in two months, the owner of the shoe store promised to install a silent alarm system. Tonight, that new alarm system may have caught a burglary in progress. Most alarm calls were false, but each needed to be checked out.

Excellent! Time to fight crime. Lance considered himself a man of action. His buddies called him "Quick Draw", because he'd size up a situation and draw his gun while the other officers were still figuring out a plan. As many times as he'd drawn his weapon, though, he'd never actually shot a person.

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

I've decided to publish the first 10% of each of the stories in the Cuffed series here as an example of the work. Echelon Press has contracted to bring out six books in this series, each containing two stories. The first three books are out now and are available on amazon.com, barnesandnoble.com, and smashwords. The fourth book is due out on July 15th, 2012.

This first story tells how Bill Howe discovered his abiding fear of heights. Names, of course, have been changed to protect the ridiculous.



Out on a Beam (Cuffed, Book One)
By Bill Howe and Suzanne Rorhus

When people are scared, they call the cops. Burglar in the bedroom? Dial 9-1-1. Rabid dog ready to bite? Call 9-1-1 again. Involved in a horrible car crash, then the other driver punches your nose, takes your wallet, and steals your car? Yep, 9-1-1 once more.
Who is a cop supposed to call when she’s afraid? 9-1-1?
No way. An officer’s job is to race to the rescue in her patrol car with lights flashing and sirens blaring, then fight the criminals with courage and a nightstick. She can never show fear or the bad guys will attack and the other officers will laugh.
When Officer Kim Brunetti applied for a job as a police officer, the interviewer asked if she was afraid of guns, of huge criminals who wanted to fight dirty, or even of driving fast. The interviewer didn’t ask if she was scared of spiders, small dogs that bite ankles, or snakes. As it happened, almost every officer in Brunetti’s department was afraid of snakes, except her.
Sometimes a person doesn’t know what she’s afraid of until she meets it. Turned out Officer Brunetti was afraid of high places. Who knew? Tonight, though, Officer Brunetti was more afraid of getting her uniform dirty than anything else. She'd already changed her uniform three times, and she was hoping her fourth uniform would last the rest of her shift.

Friday, February 10, 2012

Love Is Murder Conference

Once again, the folks at Love Is Murder put together a fantastic conference. The multi-published and multi-talented Luisa Buehler was the lady in charge this year, and everything ran smoothly. After Luisa spoke to our local Sisters in Crime chapter, she invited Bill to present a two hour fingerprint session as one of the expert witnesses.

We prepared a great deal of information on fingerprints and created several displays.
 
We also put together a crime scene to provide a context for the fingerprints. The designated corpse is Lily. My family made her Christmas afternoon, and she is stuffed with gift wrap.

Bill began with an hour lecture on various aspects of fingerprinting. The audience had many questions on how fingerprints could fit into their works-in-process.
Then we moved to a nearby room for the hands-on demonstration. Chicago officer and writer Michael Black helped us staff the various stations.

Here Bill is "fuming" for latent prints. Basically, a few drops of superglue on top of a tin can over a lightbulb in a fishtank will evaporate in moist air and stick to the prints. Pretty cool.
I helped session goers dust CDs for prints. Fun but a bit messy. Glad I had the attractive latex gloves.
Finally everything was finished and it was time to enjoy the evening. At the author signing, Bill, Lily the corpse, and I had some free time, since ebooks are hard to autograph. Lily kicked back with the latest book from New York Times bestselling author Julie Hyzy, Affairs of Steak.
That's Julie standing next to David Morrell, the creator of Rambo. He's a fantastic guy. On his other side is author W.S. Gager. We drove down to the conference together and shared a room. She also tore her right rotator cuff, so we made liberal use of the hotel's valet service.
Bill and a couple guys posed in all their macho glory. That's Bill on the left, then undercover officer and author Marco Conelli, Chicago cop and author Michael Black, and Chicago author Raymond Benson (Bond. James Bond.).
Eventually, all good things had to come to an end, so we called the valet.






Saturday, January 28, 2012

The Award Winning Bill

Well, I'm very proud of my co-author. In addition to being a great guy, an upstanding citizen and family man, and clever and funny to boot, he's also award-winning. I am pleased to announce that Bill Howe has been awarded the 2011 Simmons Award.

The Battle Creek Chamber of Commerce awards the Harley Simmons award every year as part of its Silent Observer program. Mr. Harley Simmons was treasurer of the Silent Observer committee for many years before his death.The award in his honor is given to the individual who significantly contributed to the safety and security of the citizens of Battle Creek. It recognizes that person's efforts to reduce crime and aid law enforcement in preventing crime.

Bill, based on his decades of fighting crime and educating future crime fighters, certainly qualifies! Here's the article from the local paper about the award ceremony.


Next, here's a photo of Bill giving a thank you speech. Now, one thing you gotta know about Bill is that he's a pretty modest guy. Public recognition is torture for him, so he's probably pretty uncomfortable during this speech. I wouldn't know for sure, because Bill was too modest to invite me to the ceremony, even though I'd told him I wanted to go. Not a spotlight kind of fellow.



He did at least invite his family, so here's a photo of him with his wife and one of his sons. His other son was actively fighting crime at the time and was not able to attend. The Simmons family is also in the photo.


Congrats, Bill! You deserve this.